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Randomness (more will be added later):

Salad should be eaten with your fingers.

Procrastinating is only good if there is something better to do.

The best kinds of turtles are the ones named Gertrude.

It so easy to take things for granted, and really surprising what you'll come to miss.

It will never be right now again.

Hot baths aren't good for more than 45 minutes.

I am a ninja.

Here's some random sayings that I came across a few weeks ago:

To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.

We often fear being rejected so very much that we reject ourselves first before anyone else has the chance.

Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.

Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect; it just means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections.

Life is not measured by the breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away. Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

Knowledge is gained by learning; trust by doubt; skill by practice; love by love.

A friend is one who knows who you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you become, and still gently invites you to grow.

Be more concerned about your character than about your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while our reputation is merely what others think of you.

Flowers will not grow if they don't get rained on every once in a while.

Ask yourself if you're happy and you cease to be so.

Originality does not consist in saying what no one has ever said before, but in saying exactly what you think yourself.

Never fear shadows. They simply mean there's a light shining somewhere nearby.

Everything has it's beauty, but not everyone sees it.

If someone says something unkind about you, live so that no one will believe it.

Seek to understand, first; to be understood, second.

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.

When it is dark enough, you can see the stars.